Ladies and Gentlemen,
We present to you, our greatest innovation ever. The great and almighty uPhone!
Equipped with 100% titanium case and bullet-proof king-kong glass, the uPhone is able to withstand extreme fall, extreme temperature, deflect bullets trajectory, and is able to withstand a great blue whale's weight. With all that, the uPhone is virtually indestructible.
Our brand new uPhone is also equipped with 1.5 giga pixels for the Narcissus in you! Our uPhone is also a pioneer in redefining mobile security standard. It is equipped with fingerprint scanner, footprint scanner, retinal scanner, and is able to scan up to the molecular DNA in your body! The uPhone also runs on our new operating system, the uOS 9.0
Our uPhone is also water-proof, fire-proof, borrow-proof, fall-proof, equipped with sun panel, and our brand new endless-battery technology. It is also equipped with Sara, your personal assistant.
We learned from our mistakes. This brand new uPhone far more elegant, and fancier than its ugly predecessor. This is smartphone redefined. It is smarter than u.
It's not mine, It's yours.
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